by rilyman on Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:09 am
That was a trick question! No fair!!<br>
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It's because of people like you that I must resort to extreme measures. Anyone else who needs computer help must fill out the attached form, in triplicate, and mail it to my office in China. If my Chinese secretary finds all questions have been answered to her satisfaction, she might forward it to me after the Sun/Moon Festival.<br>
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<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>
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1. Describe your problem:<br>
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2. Now, describe the problem accurately:<br>
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3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:<br>
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4. Problem Severity:<br>
A. Minor__<br>
B. Minor__<br>
C. Minor__<br>
D. Trivial__<br>
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5. Nature of the problem:<br>
A. Locked Up__<br>
B. Frozen__<br>
C. Hung__<br>
D. Shot__<br>
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6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__<br>
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7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__<br>
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8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__<br>
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9. Have you made it worse? Yes__<br>
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10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__<br>
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11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__<br>
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12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__<br>
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13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__<br>
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14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?<br>
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15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? ________________<br>
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16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?<br>
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17. If `nothing' explain why you were logged in.<br>
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18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? <br>
Yes__ No__<br>
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19. How does this problem make you feel? ____________________________<br>
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20. Tell me about your childhood. ___________________________________<br>
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21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__<br>
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22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__<br>
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