New corporate sponsors for the 03/04 season

During the draft chat we ( twankie, MFD, SaSPOT) were lamenting the overuse of corporate sponsors in sports and came up with some humorous ones of our own. Feel free to add on<br>
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Dallas Mavericks - Kotex<br>
Los Angeles Lakers - Kleenex<br>
Sacramento Kings - Dairy QUEEN<br>
Utah Jazz - geritol<br>
San ANtonio SPurs - Wheaties - breakfast of champions<br>
Portalnd Trailblazers - Zig Zag papers and Visine <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"..the crownless again shall be king."-LOTR</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub179.ezboard.com/bsanantoniospurs62937.showUserPublicProfile?gid=blondie4spurs>Blondie4Spurs</A>  <IMG HEIGHT=10 WIDTH=10 SRC="http://homepage.eircom.net/~bray/em/orose.gif " BORDER=0> at: 6/27/03 12:27 am<br></i>

dirk, nash, finley presented in part by the Power puff girls. <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.sahoops.net"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-6/230696/admbklack.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br>
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SR presented by BAN deodorant stick <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.sahoops.net"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-6/230696/admbklack.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br>
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All that Blondie had cept for Utah = Metamucil (Spelling) <p><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em> <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>"The End Is only The Beginning"- Unknown</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> </p><i></i>

Caveliers basketball presented by Lucky You perfume <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.sahoops.net"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-6/230696/admbklack.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br>
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Cleveland represnted by Lucky Charms.<br>
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Good one<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> I think that was the SPURS old sponsor<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.myezboard.com/projects/ezboard/ezboard_userimages/spursdominion/images/turquoisesmilewinkgrin.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"..the crownless again shall be king."-LOTR</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

Chicago Bulls - Pampers <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"..the crownless again shall be king."-LOTR</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH<br>
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Kotex for the Mavs? I don't get that.<br>
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Lucky Charms could have been for the Spurs in '87 and '97. <p></p><i></i>

Power puff girls that can light you up...yes, including the Spurs...for 20, 30, 40 points a game.<br>
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But while you're at it...Pistons sponsored by Goody Hair Picks. (And I refrained from using a Spurs one out of anger...so be proud!) <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://home.villagephotos.com/2003-6/10141/mavs.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub179.ezboard.com/bsanantoniospurs62937.showUserPublicProfile?gid=texasblue13>TexasBlue13</A> at: 6/27/03 9:26 pm<br></i>

Out of anger? Clearly you missed the whole idea of this thread. We were having a little fun at other teams' expense... <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"..the crownless again shall be king."-LOTR</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

Yes I know, it's just that one of those teams happens to be a team I follow, love, and have a shrine to in my very bedroom.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://home.villagephotos.com/2003-6/10141/mavs.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

Portland Trailblazers: Planters mixed nuts.<br>
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L.A. Lakers: Del Monte mixed fruit.<br>
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Atlanta Hawks: Domino's Pizza, because you get your money back if they can't deliver 30 wins.<br>
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Dallas Mavericks: Krispy Kreme donuts, because they're soft, sweet, and doughy, with a big hole in the middle.<br>
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New Jersey Nets: the game of Jenga, because no matter how much you build it up, it always ends in a total collapse.<br>
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I'mmmmm MOOOOO-JOOOOO JOJO! <br>
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lol just kidding TXB13 <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.myezboard.com/projects/ezboard/ezboard_userimages/spursdominion/images/turquoisesmilewinkgrin.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em> <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>"The End Is only The Beginning"- Unknown</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> </p><i></i>