Spurs- Mavericks Glossary

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2: 1) The number of victories Dallas had against the<br>
Spurs. 2) The number of<br>
hands each Maverick had around his throat in the<br>
fourth quarter on Thursday.<br>
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6: 1) The number of games it took the Spurs to<br>
eliminate the Mavericks. 2)<br>
The number of sports teams in Dallas that won't win<br>
a championship this<br>
season (includes the Desperados and the Burn).<br>
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Steve Nash: 1) Maverick point guard with a goofy<br>
haircut. 2) Long-lost<br>
member of the 70s punk band Sex Pistols. 3) Fourth<br>
member of Blink 182.<br>
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Dirk Nowitzki: 1) German star whose injury fans will<br>
say lost the series. 2)<br>
Was the one really sung "99 Luftballoons", not Nena.<br>
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National Spelling Bee: 1) St. Mark's student won<br>
this Thursday by spelling<br>
"Pococurante". 2) Little known fact: Shaquille O'<br>
Neal was in this year's<br>
contest. He was eliminated on his first word<br>
"Meatball".<br>
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Mark Cuban: Billionaire owner of the Mavs.<br>
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Suit: What apparently Mark Cuban does not have in<br>
his closet.<br>
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Peter Holt: 1) Owner of the Spurs who resides in<br>
beautiful Corpus Christi.<br>
2) Only owner in the series who spends money on his<br>
wardrobe.<br>
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Shawn Bradley: Mormon extremist who allegedly plays<br>
center for the<br>
Mavericks. Mormons believe in not working on Sunday.<br>
Bradley, however, takes<br>
it to an extreme because he does not play on any day<br>
of the week.<br>
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Tony Parker: San Antonio point guard who grew up in<br>
France.<br>
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Antoine Rigadeau: Dallas' French-born player who did<br>
not play in the series.<br>
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Jacques Chirac: French prime minister who scored as<br>
many points as Rigadeau.<br>
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Fans: 1) Avid supporter of the home team. 2) Who the<br>
sound system at the American Airlines made sound loud with their pumped in sound throughout the<br>
playoffs.<br>
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2500 Victory Ave: The address of the American<br>
Airlines Center. It's kind of<br>
an oxymoron, kind of like Martin Luther King St. MLK<br>
stood for peace, which<br>
is what you will not find on his street in most<br>
towns. Like MLK St., the<br>
Mavericks will not find victory (at least against<br>
the Spurs they didn't), on<br>
Victory Ave.<br>
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Raja Bell: 1) Starting guard for the Mavericks. 2)<br>
First name is Sudanese<br>
for "There sure are a lot of white guys on this<br>
team."<br>
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Ardmore, Oklahoma: 1) Where members of the Texas<br>
Legislature hid from<br>
authorities in protest of a state redistricting<br>
plan. 2) Town can brag it<br>
has as many NBA titles as Dallas.<br>
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Darren Woodson: 1) All-pro safety for the Dallas<br>
Cowboys. Was heard from his<br>
courtside seat saying "See, we're not the only ones<br>
who give up 23 points in<br>
a row."<br>
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"I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here": 1) Reality TV<br>
show, celebrity kin to<br>
"Survivor." 2) What rapper LL Cool J was saying<br>
midway through the fourth<br>
quarter of last night's game from his front row seat<br>
at the AAC.<br>
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The West End: 1) A historic and popular night spot<br>
for Dallasites. 2)<br>
Renamed "The Business End" after the Spurs polished<br>
off the Mavericks.<br>
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The Alamo: 1) The most popular historic site in<br>
Texas. 2) Where one of<br>
Michael Finley's jump shots landed in the fourth<br>
quarter on Thursday night.<br>
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Converse Judson: San Antonio-area high school which<br>
won the Class 5A<br>
football title last year.<br>
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Dallas Cowboys: 1) NFL team in Dallas allegedly<br>
known as "America's Team".<br>
2) Lost to Judson in a scrimmage during last year's<br>
training camp in San<br>
Antonio.<br>
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Black Hole: 1) A celestial body in which light can<br>
enter, but never leave.<br>
2) The void left when Shawn Bradley and Raef<br>
LaFrentz enter the game.<br>
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Eduardo Najera: 1) Only Mexican-born player in the<br>
NBA. Was repeatedly heard<br>
saying "Que Coach? Yooz want me to guard Teem<br>
Dooncan. Tu estas loco!"<br>
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50 Cent: 1) Popular hip-hop artist whose songs are<br>
heard at the American<br>
Airlines Center before games. 2) The highest bid on<br>
E-bay for a Dallas<br>
Mavericks jersey on Friday morning.<br>
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Holt doesn't live in Corpus, does he? <p></p><i></i>

50 cent also wrote the spurs playoff song. Did you know that the nets wrote a playoff song last year? But ours was by a rapper who actually sells records. HEHEHE. <p></p><i></i>

That's a hilarious list, Blondie! At least, it is to this Spurs fan. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:brown;font-family:Arial;font-size:xx-small;">"We got our behinds kicked and we got spit on. But that's OK, we ain't dead. We'll be back."<br>
<!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>--Malik Rose</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></p><i></i>