time to write the unwritten rules

Samr · by **Samr** on Tue May 03, 2005 6:10 pm

Mutinous Dog really hit on something good here. 
 
<blockquote>Quote:<hr>Unwritten Rule #1 is if it is the end of the game and Michael Jordan fouls someone and one of his teammates raises his hand to "take" the foul, then give it to him. Unwritten Rule #2 is in the last 10 seconds of the game, no fouls are called unless players break out knives or baseball bats. Kinda like pro-wrestling.<hr></blockquote> 
 
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Samr · by **Samr** on Tue May 03, 2005 7:12 pm

#3- Games are to last one day. Only. 
 
#4- If a coach complains about officiating, he gets fined. If he complains about how certain players are playing, he gets the benifit of the doubt. ___________________________________________ 
"NEVER underestimate the heart of a champion." -Rudy Tomjanovich

by **King James** on Tue May 03, 2005 8:50 pm

#5 - NBA players get 3 steps on the way to the basket not 1 1/2 
 
#6 - THERE'S NO OFFENSIVE FOULS IN BASKETBALL! <div style="text-align:center"> <img src="http://img146.exs.cx/img146/8899/manusig3cr.gif"/></div><blockquote>Quote:<hr>So whos playing for second?<hr></blockquote>

Samr · by **Samr** on Tue May 03, 2005 9:44 pm

#7 - When a player trips and falls, there is ALWAYS contact. You just have to pick someone to blame it on. 
 
#8 - Coaches are allowed onto the court while play is in session, providing they do not give anatomical possition suggestions to the refs. Once they do, they get a technical for being on the court while the play is in session. ___________________________________________ 
"NEVER underestimate the heart of a champion." -Rudy Tomjanovich

time to write the unwritten rules