Top 10 Contest - Mutinous Dog Wins!

[Blondie]

I thought it would be fun to have a contest for the top ten reasons the Detroit incident would never occur at the SBC. Everyone can post their ideas and I will pick the top four and have a poll as to which one is best. That person will win an autographed card of Devin Brown and it will be the number one reason in our list! <br>
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Just to get you warmed up I will start:<br>
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<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>SA fans would rather eat their popcorn than throw it at players</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>
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<p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.sahoops.net/jackie/blondie4spursbanner.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p204.ezboard.com/bsanantoniospurs62937.showUserPublicProfile?gid=blondie4spurs>Blondie4Spurs</A>  <IMG HEIGHT=10 WIDTH=10 SRC="http://homepage.eircom.net/~bray/em/orose.gif" BORDER=0> at: 11/25/04 12:03 am<br></i>

[Samr]

-because all we have to do is yell "Remember the Alamo!" and we are automatically immune from any ass beating, no matter how intimidating the opposition is<br>
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-because we have Jesse James Leja on our side<br>
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-The SBC center has an anti-charging-player defense already built-in. The stands have just enough leg room to uncomfortably accomodate a size 12 shoe, thus any player larger than Earl Boykins cannot get past the first row.<br>
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-Play "The Woody Show" over the PA system and half the crowd instantly goes to sleep. No riot control needed.<br>
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-We have David Robinson in the stands and I mean come on! There is no way to possibly start a fight with that saint watching.<br>
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-San Antonio- where military bases out number housing projects. Guess what makes up a majority of <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>our</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> crowd?<br>
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-because not only does every fan have a gun, but they know how to use it as well<br>
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-SBC center stands too steep to charge up at any high rate of speed<br>
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-the Pacers walk out the door and right into... the East Side of the town. Payback's a b****, 'aint it?<br>
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-because capital punishment is not only legal in our state, but highly encouraged<br>
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-We are one of the fattest cities in the nation. Getting past the first row would be the equivilant of trying to run through a defensive line full of 200 lbs burritos. <br>
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...ok, I'll give someone else a chance now. <p>+++++++++++++++++++++++<br>
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"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." -Steve Prefontaine</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p204.ezboard.com/bsanantoniospurs62937.showUserPublicProfile?gid=samr@sanantoniospurs62937>Samr</A> at: 11/21/04 2:48 pm<br></i>

[Bigdizave]

Our beers are much too expensive to waste on players! <p></p><i></i>

[oiboyz]

Great reasons, guys! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.sahoops.net/smilies/lol.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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How about, "It won't happen in the SBC because the Spurs are soft"? This old insult looks a bit more complimentary now that we've seen the ugly side of some "tough" teams. <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p204.ezboard.com/bsanantoniospurs62937.showUserPublicProfile?gid=oiboyz>oiboyz</A> at: 11/20/04 9:51 pm<br></i>

[Mutinous Dog]

Bigdizave already hit the halfcourt shot but here goes anyway. Drum roll please....<br>
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Because our really drunk fans can only afford to sit in the upper level.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :cheers --><img src=http://www.sahoops.net/smilies/cheers.gif ALT=":cheers"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[PokerFace21]

Won't happen at the SBC because:<br>
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<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Beno would come out swinging his lead filled man-purse like a Slovenian god!</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>
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[Melmart1]

To me, it seems the easiest reason would be that nobody on the Spurs squad would take a cheap shot at the opposition like Ben Wallace did to Artest. <br>
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If Wallace doesn't do that, none of this would have happened, right? Well, I can't see any of our current squad doing such a thing, therefore it won't happen at SBC. The Spurs have too much integrity, plain and simple.<br>
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Also, the people who can actually afford courtside seats are usually gone with only 45 seconds left. Unless the rowdies (like me) in the nosebleed rappel down to the court, I don't see it happening <p></p><i></i>

[Bigdizave]

The tried and true Texas law enforcement strategy: nightstick to the groin.<br>
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also . . <br>
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Stephen Jackson is no longer on our team.<br>
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<!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>ouch. i really like Jax too. had to be done though.</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> <p></p><i></i>

[alamo50]

"the Pacers walk out the door and right into... the East Side of the town. Payback's a b****, 'aint it?"<br>
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[SpursFanInAK]

1. Because can anyone imagine RASHO going after ANYONE!?!!<br>
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2. Because as much as we love Tony Parker, he'd probably get crushed like a little girl.<br>
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3. Because Pop is old school and used to be in the military and he wouldn't let crap like that get that far.<br>
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[ryno]

<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Because Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson Will still be serving their Suspensions on January 6th.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:gray;font-family:century gothic;font-size:large;">Silver and Black Baby</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.nba.com/news/ballot_041118.html" target="top">Have you voted for your Spurs today?</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--><br>
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[Lepramaniac]

Because no one would dare to go against Manu Ginobili, he'd stab you with that pointy nose.<br>
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Because players know what will happen to them if they touch PJ<br>
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</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p204.ezboard.com/bsanantoniospurs62937.showUserPublicProfile?gid=lepramaniac>Lepramaniac</A>  <IMG HEIGHT=10 WIDTH=10 SRC="http://www.gifs.cc/argenti_C1.gif" BORDER=0> at: 11/21/04 10:06 am<br></i>

[zipperboy]

1. Tim Duncan<br>
2. Manu Ginobili<br>
3. Tony Parker<br>
4. Bruce Bowen<br>
5. Rasho Nesterovic<br>
6. Brent Barry<br>
7. Devin Brown<br>
8. Malik Rose<br>
9. Robert Horrey<br>
10. Tony Massenburg<br>
11. Beno Udrih<br>
12. Mike Wilks<br>
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In no particular order! <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.nbarefssuck.com/graphics2/nbarefssuck.com.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

[missmyzte]

<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Beno would come out swinging his lead filled man-purse like a Slovenian god!<br>
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Because as much as we love Tony Parker, he'd probably get crushed like a little girl.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>
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I think these are the best 2 so far. The second one cracks me up - I'll bet that's why Tayshaun Prince stayed on the bench! <p><br>
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<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:x-small;">"[Horry]'s smart at the defensive end, he's smart at the offensive end, he's obviously going to make shots but more than that, he plays the game and really responds to the other players and they enjoy playing with him." Pop 5/4/04</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> </p><i></i>

[Samr]

accuracy by volume...<br>
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-Because if Bowen can keep a player out of the lane, keeping him out of the stands isn't much of a stretch<br>
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-if we can throw a lasso around a calf's back legs, throwing one around a charging 6'6" man should be no problem<br>
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-because our pepper spray is extra spicy<br>
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-steel-toed boots are not so much common as they are effective<br>
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-try to punch our face, get stopped by 3 feet of cowboy hat brim<br>
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-we have rattle snakes as our riot control<br>
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-nothing says "please step away from the engraged fan" like a concealed weapons permit<br>
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-players bumb rush the stands, Baseline Bumbs bumb rush the players<br>
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-because our water cannons are fully opperational <p>+++++++++++++++++++++++<br>
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"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." -Steve Prefontaine</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p204.ezboard.com/bsanantoniospurs62937.showUserPublicProfile?gid=samr@sanantoniospurs62937>Samr</A> at: 11/21/04 2:55 pm<br></i>