TOP TEN: Signs Your Team Is Not Going To Win the NBA Finals

[oiboyz]

From David Letterman's show last night-- they had NBA legends reading the top ten list.<br>
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10. Oscar Robertson -- "Owner won't pay for team to travel to away games."<br>
9. Robert Parish -- "Coach used time-out to go get Spike Lee's autograph."<br>
8. Rick Barry -- "Your teammate spends whole game guarding the ref."<br>
7. George Gervin -- "Power forward has been out two months with the hiccups."<br>
6. Willis Reed -- "During the season, you lost to the Lakers and the Laker Girls."<br>
5. Walt Frazier -- "Your team logo is a guy asleep in a hammock."<br>
4. Clyde Drexler -- "Much of the 24 seconds is spent on uncontrollable sobbing."<br>
3. Bill Walton -- "No one on your team can dunk without a stepladder."<br>
2. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar -- "Your best player is named Shaquille Wasserstein."<br>
1. Bill Russell -- "Many nights team has more groin pulls than points." <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:brown;font-family:Arial;font-size:xx-small;">"We got our behinds kicked and we got spit on. But that's OK, we ain't dead. We'll be back."<br>
<!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>--Malik Rose</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></p><i></i>

[kmgospurs]

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I like all of them but I like the ref one the best. <p></p><i></i>

[SAmikeyp]

"Shaquille Wasserstein"<br>
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[Blondie]

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.sahoops.net/smilies/lol.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> good one <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.sahoops.net/jackie/blondie4spursbanner.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

[GrandeDavid]

Power forward with the hiccups...evidently a big boozer! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.sahoops.net/smilies/lol.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6171/GD.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

[jcrush13]

They forgot #1A......."YOUR TEAM NAME RESEMBLES A SINKING SHIP".....<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :titanic --><img src=http://www.sahoops.net/smilies/titanic.gif ALT=":titanic"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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CLIPPERS! <p></p><i></i>