'Twas the Night Before Training Camp

'Twas the Night Before Training Camp

Postby Samr on Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:08 pm

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‘Twas the night before training camp, when all through the city<br>
Spurs fans sat awaiting a team that was gritty<br>
All the fingers were grossed, superstitions carried out<br>
In hopes that this coming season would be nothing less than a rout<br>
Spurs’ brass was standing with a proud look of stead<br>
While visions of post-season success danced in their heads<br>
The coyote in his costume and Pop’s bad rap<br>
Had just struggled through a post season of crap<br>
When out from the Express News there arose such a clatter<br>
R.C. sprang from his desk to see what was the matter<br>
Away to the paper he flew like a flash<br>
Flipped to the sports section and threw the rest in the trash<br>
The reporters for the Spurs made a prediction so obscene<br>
That Buford himself had to take a reprieve<br>
When what to his wondering eyes did glow<br>
But a prediction of a Championship with another in tow<br>
Without a major acquisition, except Brent Barry, the stick<br>
He knew in a moment it must be a trick<br>
More rapid than Artest’s punches, the predictions came quick<br>
They all agreed, no debate, not even from Dick (Stockton)<br>
“Brent Barry, Tony Parker, Ginobili and Bowen<br>
Devin Brown, Malik, even Udrih and Nesterovic!<br>
To the top of the conference! To the top of the league!<br>
A Championship is sealed, the season will be a breeze!"<br>
All role players that, without a star, kinda suck<br>
But when they come together, they bring heaping good luck<br>
So up to the top of the standings they flew<br>
With a lot more wins than even you knew<br>
And then in an instant, I got bad feelings inside<br>
The Spurs had shown weakness and lack of team pride<br>
As I looked at the sports page and was frowning at the ground<br>
The Cavs came to SA with LeBron James a bound<br>
He was glowing with pride from his headband to his shoes<br>
Until he met a Tim Duncan cross-over that made even his teammates boo<br>
An entire Cavs team he had flung on his back<br>
He was an MPV candidate just awaiting the plaque<br>
His eyes, how they twinkled, his interviews killed<br>
His game was inarguable, his moves so skilled<br>
His contract was fat like the Barkley of old<br>
Yet he somehow stayed grounded just like he’d been told<br>
But the Spurs were built solidly and ready to play<br>
To avenge a Rockets loss, it was either never or today<br>
Their bench was ready and their shooting perfected<br>
They were more agressive than Malone when he got rejected <br>
They were ready to play, with their pride at stake<br>
And I laughed at the TV and gave Silas a finger shake<br>
A wink from Duncan’s eye told us all we needed to know<br>
That shooting was a lost art about ready for a show. <br>
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work<br>
He hit every shot without so much as an irk<br>
And after flushing one home that made Vince Carter proud<br>
Gave a nod to Greg Pop and a wave to the crowd<br>
He went back to the bench and the Spurs took the cue<br>
They pulled away from the Cavs like they had contracted the flu<br>
And I heard Pop explain as they walked to the locker room with delight<br>
“We came here to prove the predictions were right!” <br>
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</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p204.ezboard.com/bsanantoniospurs62937.showUserPublicProfile?gid=samr@sanantoniospurs62937>Samr</A> at: 12/14/04 10:49 pm<br></i>
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Re: 'Twas the Night Before Training Camp

Postby Samr on Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:45 am

I'm giving this thing a pitty reply. Even if it is my own. I thought it was quite funny...although I think everything I write is quite funny at 12:00 in the morning. <br>
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Pitty reply. My bad. <p>+++++++++++++++++++++++<br>
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Re: 'Twas the Night Before Training Camp

Postby Blondie on Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:04 am

It's very good SAM - I think everyone is just feeling the holiday crunch. I myself have barely posted the last week or so. <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.sahoops.net/jackie/blondie4spursbanner.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>
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Re: 'Twas the Night Before Training Camp

Postby Samr on Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:10 am

My holiday crunch was on Tuesday and Wednessday. Two exams each day. I think I posted like once in those two days. <br>
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Re: 'Twas the Night Before Training Camp

Postby SsK SPuRs 21 on Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:46 am

that was pretty good. it takes talent to rhyme like that, especially to stay on one topic. i thought it was fabulous. <p></p><i></i>
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Re: 'Twas the Night Before Training Camp

Postby GrandeDavid on Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:34 am

Samuel, you've outdone even yourself and you set quite a high standard! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :clap --><img src=http://www.sahoops.net/smilies/clap.gif ALT=":clap"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6171/GD.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>
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Re: 'Twas the Night Before Training Camp

Postby Melmart1 on Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:45 am

Sorry, Sam... Like Jackie, haven't been posting much here, or anywhere, for that matter. <br>
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I thought it was really good, you should be proud of that, sorry it took so long to reply! <br>
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Re: 'Twas the Night Before Training Camp

Postby SAmikeyp on Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:52 am

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>He was an MPV candidate<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :shrug --><img src=http://www.sahoops.net/smilies/shrug.gif ALT=":shrug"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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