You must be a Mavs Fan if...Top 10

[Blondie]

I found this at the <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://pub169.ezboard.com/fdallasbasketballdotcomfrm2.showMessage?topicID=2509.topic">Mavs forum</a><!--EZCODE LINK END-->. I think we need to amend this but I am not creative - I want to see what ya'll can come up with. DO me proud!<br>
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You must be a Mavs Fan if...<br>
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10) ...despite winning 60 games and sending Portland and Sacramento home, experts still say your Team is one of the doormats of the NBA. <br>
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9) ...the owner of your Team has payed more $ in fines to the NBA than you will earn in your life.<br>
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...your Team has made 70% of Sacramento's population cry.<br>
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7) ...your Team has more Coaches than 2 other Teams together.<br>
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6) ...when your Team gets to the FT line, the coach of the opposing Team starts to cry.<br>
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5) ...your Team is the most underrated Top Team in the NBA.<br>
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4) ...you get Free Chalupas when your Team keeps the opponent under 100 points and not when your Team scores 100.<br>
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3) ...the Prisoners of the Local Jail shudder in fear when the Coach of your Team says 'we need to execute better'.<br>
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2) ...your Teams starting center is also the worst starting Center in the NBA.<br>
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1) ... the MVP of your Team likes 'Schnitzel mit Sauerkraut'. <hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--> <p></p><i></i>

[Blondie]

11) You emmulate your team and owner and refuse to wash or cut your hair.... <p></p><i></i>

[VoraciousWolf]

I thought it was Cuban emulating Dirk and Nash and not the other way around. <p></p><i></i>

[Pablo P Kazzo]

12) Your MVP Nowitski steals Vlade Divacs best play...THE FLOP. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Pablo P. Kazzo<br>
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[Spuratic1]

(13)You show up to the game in your new SUV...<br>
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[rilyman]

We don't want to take ourselves too seriously, so I quickly did one for the Spurs fans. Can anyone add to it?<br>
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<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>You must be a Spurs fan if ......</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>
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10) Your team has ever played under a pink and teal banner.<br>
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9) Your coach and players never whine about the officiating to the press.<br>
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<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 8) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/glasses.gif ALT="8)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Your team goes up by 25 points and you say, "We've lost bigger leads than that." <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :( --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
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7) Your team is championship calibre now and has $20 mil in cap room for the off season.<br>
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6) Your franchaise player wears blue jeans and tee shirts to press conferences instead of ropes of gold and diamond ear rings.<br>
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5) Your coach doesn't check to see if his jacket matches his pants.<br>
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4) Your league-best 3 point shooter has trouble making free throws.<br>
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3) Charles Barkley says your team plays in Podunk, TX.<br>
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2) Your starting point guard is one of the world's 50 most beautiful people!<br>
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1) Your eyeballs bulge and the veins stand out on your neck whenever you see an *.<br>
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[JulesAA1]

How about You Must Be A Spurs Fan Living in Dallas if:<br>
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10) You watch the local newscast and it pisses you off that they still show the pink and teal Spurs logo<br>
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Okay, I can't think of anymore right now - but that does make me mad and I sent Newy Scruggs an email. <p></p><i></i>

[SpursFanInAK]

They do that up here in Anchorage too. They still use the Mavs old one also...the one with the cowboy hat on the big M. (That thing looks so ugly, their new one is MUCH better) Come to think of it, I don't think they've updated their logos in a long while. I've seen them use the Nets old logo, the Sonics old one, and a number of other teams. LoL, when the NBA regular season is in action, half the time if our local stations even show NBA highlights on the news, they alwyas HAVE to show the Cavs highlights, for the only reason that they have an Alaskan player on them. They had Trajan Langdon, who was a great player at Duke and played his high school ball at East High here in Anchorage (now he's flopped out of the NBA after three years on the bench, he plays in some Europe League now), and now the Cavs have Carlos Boozer, another productive Dukie whos hometown is Juneau, AK. So yeah, we get plagued with too much Cavs highlights. Thank God the playoffs are here.<br>
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[Pitter5008]

You know you're a Mavs fan when you can't name anyone on the Mavs roster before Mark Cuban bought the team. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[MadeFromDust]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>8) Your team goes up by 25 points and you say, "We've lost bigger leads than that."<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--> I actually thought a 28 point lead today was way too much for the Mavs to overcome, but there it was right in front of me in mid-4th quarter, Mavs only down by 8 points with plenty of time left in the game. Spurs must be the worst 4th quarter closer in NBA history. This goes back two seasons. <p>--<!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><br>
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[Ryvin1]

2 seasons??? I can always remember the spurs grasping defeat out of the jaws for victory. <p></p><i></i>

[oiboyz]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>4) ...you get Free Chalupas when your Team keeps the opponent under 100 points and not when your Team scores 100.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END-->Is this actually true?? It's perfect! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>2) ...your Teams starting center is also the worst starting Center in the NBA.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END-->Well, don't get greedy! You've got plenty of stars.<br>
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Rilyman, great list. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
#8 is so true it pains me to read.<br>
#7 is awesome but I've always focused on how well we're doing this season, rather than how good we expect to be. Look at the Kings-- they signed Keon Clark in the last offseason and everyone thought they'd be even better this year. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :( --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>
#5 is true, but don't you love the fact that Pop isn't pretentious?<br>
#1 is going to sting a lot less after this year. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:brown;font-family:Arial;font-size:xx-small;">"We got our behinds kicked and we got spit on. But that's OK, we ain't dead. We'll be back."<br>
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[sisyphos2]

The only admiral you can name lives in a landlocked city.<br>
You can see an iceman on a 100 degree day. <p></p><i></i>

[JulesAA1]

Actually, the Mavs give the chalupas when they score 100 and win the game. It doesn't matter what the other team's score is. <p></p><i></i>

[Super B2000]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Actually, the Mavs give the chalupas when they score 100 and win the game. It doesn't matter what the other team's score is. <hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>
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Actually it does matter. The Mavs must have more points at the end of the game (win) to get the chalupas. <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.sahoops.net/SuperB2000.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE BR START--><br /><!--EZCODE BR END--><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwDfAqwVoSVoAA32Jm63CuxkhPlLG1RqItvUz6P0G2ZGqaXsdIsZvNTNsBVZMxIZNDjzIfjswtSZoXeps8JXpUlpuKtG4PcrvHag9GcALTXKmz0fMIgxVA/super-B20001.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></p><i></i>