New corporate sponsors for the 03/04 season

[Blondie]

During the draft chat we ( twankie, MFD, SaSPOT) were lamenting the overuse of corporate sponsors in sports and came up with some humorous ones of our own. Feel free to add on



Dallas Mavericks - Kotex

Los Angeles Lakers - Kleenex

Sacramento Kings - Dairy QUEEN

Utah Jazz - geritol

San ANtonio SPurs - Wheaties - breakfast of champions

Portalnd Trailblazers - Zig Zag papers and Visine

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"..the crownless again shall be king."-LOTR

Edited by: Blondie4Spurs  at: 6/27/03 12:27 am

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[SA Spurs The Pride Of Tex]

dirk, nash, finley presented in part by the Power puff girls.

[SA Spurs The Pride Of Tex]

SR presented by BAN deodorant stick

[TwAnKiEs]

All that Blondie had cept for Utah = Metamucil (Spelling)

"The End Is only The Beginning"- Unknown

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[SA Spurs The Pride Of Tex]

Caveliers basketball presented by Lucky You perfume

[TwAnKiEs]

Cleveland represnted by Lucky Charms.

"The End Is only The Beginning"- Unknown

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[Blondie]

Good one I think that was the SPURS old sponsor

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"..the crownless again shall be king."-LOTR

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[Blondie]

Chicago Bulls - Pampers

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"..the crownless again shall be king."-LOTR

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[TwAnKiEs]

BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"The End Is only The Beginning"- Unknown

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[JulesAA1]

Kotex for the Mavs? I don't get that.



Lucky Charms could have been for the Spurs in '87 and '97.

[TexasBlue13]

Power puff girls that can light you up...yes, including the Spurs...for 20, 30, 40 points a game.



But while you're at it...Pistons sponsored by Goody Hair Picks. (And I refrained from using a Spurs one out of anger...so be proud!)

Edited by: TexasBlue13 at: 6/27/03 9:26 pm

[Blondie]

Out of anger? Clearly you missed the whole idea of this thread. We were having a little fun at other teams' expense...

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"..the crownless again shall be king."-LOTR

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[TexasBlue13]

Yes I know, it's just that one of those teams happens to be a team I follow, love, and have a shrine to in my very bedroom.

[Cleve Steamer]

Portland Trailblazers: Planters mixed nuts.



L.A. Lakers: Del Monte mixed fruit.



Atlanta Hawks: Domino's Pizza, because you get your money back if they can't deliver 30 wins.



Dallas Mavericks: Krispy Kreme donuts, because they're soft, sweet, and doughy, with a big hole in the middle.



New Jersey Nets: the game of Jenga, because no matter how much you build it up, it always ends in a total collapse.

[TwAnKiEs]

Quote:

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Power puff girls that can light you up...yes, including the Spurs...for 20, 30, 40 points a game.

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I'mmmmm MOOOOO-JOOOOO JOJO!



lol just kidding TXB13

"The End Is only The Beginning"- Unknown

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