Texas and Santa

Christmas is right in the middle of deer season. How come nobody has ever shot down Santa's sleigh?

And how come nobody has ever shot Santa? He does break into homes in the middle of the night.

Dripping Spurs Fan wrote:Christmas is right in the middle of deer season. How come nobody has ever shot down Santa's sleigh?

And how come nobody has ever shot Santa? He does break into homes in the middle of the night.

Good question especially since carrying a handgun is legal here

Hmm. I guess I was wrong. No presents from Santa this year.

Did he died?

No just wounded. Damn my cousin Earl. Earl is what we use to call "special". He got grandpa's rifle and took a few shots at a "UFO". This was last year though and my understanding is Santa is fine and Earl is on the permanent naughty list. Boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball.