Funny Spurs Products

If the Spurs cameout with thier own products would they be called some of these?

Banana Split: "The Tiago Split"
Ice Cream "Dippin Duncans"
Waffels "Manu Floppels"
Tea McDyess'd Tea
Wine Pop's wine o's
Candy Tony's Sour dropers
Cake Sean Elliot's miricle surprise!
Ice Cream Finger Roll popcicles.
Snacks Brunggy's Munchies
Coyote's Doggy snacks
George "Over The Hill" Pancakes
Richard's Hair remover
Matt's Patty Melts
DeJuan Blairster Burgers
Garrett Temple's Sauce
Gary Neal's Triple Threat Ice Cream
Mario Elie's Nintendo game supply
Pop's Russian Cuss words book
Tim Duncan Staretastics guide

I'd leave the Manu Floppels out, not to evoke Suns & Mavs fans.
Georgie's Over The Hill too.
These are good :
Mario Elie's Nintendo game supply
Pop's Russian Cuss words book
Tim Duncan Staretastics guide
Especially Pop's.

The Silver Dancers -- Pop Tarts
Sean -- Miracle Whip
Duncan Donuts

Wasn't Duncan Doughnuts an existing one Drips? Sounds familiar. And funny.

All 3 of my quips are products that currently exist.

Nice ones Drips
Ouch, Doughnuts, that's some horrible spelling.

Thomas,
How about Bill Land's Ow Mamma Jamma's?