Humor

A guy walks into a San Antonio pharmacy and asks for a bottle of cyanide to kill his wife.
"I'm not going to sell you cyanide to kill your wife," replied the pharmacist.
So the guy pulls a picture of his wife from his wallet and gives it to the pharmacist. She is wearing a Lakers jersey in the picture.
The pharmacist then says, "I'm sorry, sir. I didn't realize that you had a prescription."

You heard it here first.
Anyone else have some good Spurs humor?

I guess Bonner playing defense is kind of a joke but the problem is I always end up crying.