Schedule for rest of Spurs/Mavs series

Sigh.<br>
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The Spurs are down 0-1 after dropping the first game, 113-110. Apparently no one informed the Spurs that game 1 would not be a basketball game (bad for ratings, don't you know), but a free-throw shooting contest.<br>
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Wednesday's game 2 is scheduled to be a tug-o-war. The Spurs could be competitive in this one, but Shawn Bradley's wiry frame belies his true strength.<br>
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Game 3 will be a potato sack race.<br>
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Game 4 will be a game of H-O-R-S-E.<br>
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Game 5, if necessary, will be a weinerschnitzel-eating contest. Though this contest would seem to favor Nowitzki and the Mavs, don't count out the healthy appetites of Kevin Willis and Malik Rose.<br>
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Game 6, if necessary, will be voted on by viewers through a pair of 1-900 numbers. Viewers will judge the singing voices of the two teams.<br>
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Game 7, if necessary, will be a basketball game. However, the Spurs will be sprayed in the eyes with mace during every time out, and Dirk Nowitzki will be allowed to stomp on any player who hits the deck. This is a trial run for an NBA spinoff called Xtreme Hoopz! <p></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> This is one of the alltime classic posts - we need to make sure to archive it! <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub179.ezboard.com/bsanantoniospurs62937.showUserPublicProfile?gid=blondie@sanantoniospurs62937>Blondie</A>  <IMG HEIGHT=10 WIDTH=10 SRC="http://homepage.eircom.net/~bray/em/orose.gif " BORDER=0> at: 5/20/03 12:01:51 am<br></i>

That's great, <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Cleve</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->!!!!<br>
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<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Game 7, if necessary, will be a basketball game. However, the Spurs will be sprayed in the eyes with mace during every time out, and Dirk Nowitzki will be allowed to stomp on any player who hits the deck. This is a trial run for an NBA spinoff called Xtreme Hoopz! <hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>
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I thought we already did this tonight..... <p></p><i></i>

Bump...... <p></p><i></i>

Actually, I would really like to see those "games" (except for #7). <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Much more fun than watching the Spurs lose an 18-point lead... <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:brown;font-family:Arial;font-size:xx-small;">"We got our behinds kicked and we got spit on. But that's OK, we ain't dead. We'll be back."<br>
<!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>--Malik Rose</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></p><i></i>

I would like to add that should a game 7 go to over time, Holt and Cuban leg-wressle for the win <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Ahahaha..<br>
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Of course a wrestling match WWE style would be fun; imagine David Robinson going postal and whacking someone in the back with a chair <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> And hey, it's not like the WWE refs are much better than the NBA ones <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>